The child is up at 6 am, but I am not. She has my iPhone. Before I can even lift my arm, she's coaxed it to read Green Eggs and Ham aloud to her. Almost immediately, it prompts her to download Five Little Monkeys. She can't read the prompts yet, so she hands it to me. I enter the password; cough up the 99 cents. And I sleep in, for five more minutes...
I love you, App Store.
